SeaWorld Shamu

"Grandpa,
I can't help
it.......I just
love Shamu
....he's like
my favorite
killer whale
of all time."
"Yeah.....I
can tell cuz
you've been
to SeaWorld
like a million
times....but
that's cool
cuz I think
Shamu is
the best too."
"Grandpa,
is it true that
Shamu eats
200 pounds
of fish every
day?"
"Yeah....and
that's why
it costs only
a quadrillion
bucks to see
him in action."
"Grandpa, I didn't like
it when they said they
get a different kid each
time to feed him."
"No worry...you're kind
of skinny.....they like the
fat kine kidsto feed the
killer whales."
"Grandpa, you know
any whale jokes?"
"Actually, it's a 'yo mama
joke'. 'Yo mama so fat,
that when she jumped
in the ocean, the whales
started singing, 'We are
Family.'"
"Grandpa, is that sposed
to be funny?"
"Ok...here's another one.
Yo whale so fat that when
she wears a raincoat, the
people yell, 'Taxi!'......
Yo whale so fat that when
she walks backwards, she
goes, 'Beep....beep....beep.'
Yo whale so fat that when
she went on a digital scale
it said, 'One at a time,
please.'"
"Grandpa, those aren't
even whale jokes....those
are 'Yo mama' jokes and
you're retarded."
"Okay...okay....how
about this one then....
Yo whale so fat that
she's on both sides of
the family."