Lurkers

"Grandpa,
what does
it mean if
you say that
somebody's
a lurker?"
"A lurker
is somebody
who sticks
their face
in people's
pictures....
it's the same
as somebody
who likes to
listen to your
conversations
with other
people and
reading other
people's email
and inviting
yourself to
other people's
lunches and
lurking other
people's blogs
...stuff li' dat."
"Grandpa,
are you sure that sticking your face in people's pictures
is the same as inviting yourself to other people's parties?
I don't think so....I think it's just funny...check out my mom."