Knocked Out

"Grandpa,
do you like
it when I
massage
you?"
"Mmmm"
"Grandpa,
is this the
spot right
here?"
"Mmmm"
"Grandpa,
is it true
that you cry
whenever
you see a
sunset?"
"Mmmm"
"Grandpa,
is it true
that 2 wrongs
don't make a
right, but 3
lefts do?"
"Mmmmm"
"Grandpa,
is it true that
the best movie
of all time is 'Empire Strikes Back'?"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Grandpa, is it true that the worst song of all time is a tie
between 'Kokomo' and any song by Celine Dion?"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Grandpa, is it true that there's a pot of chicken sinigang
on the stove right now, but it's made up of five thighs?"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Grandpa, that must have been a weird looking chicken."
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm"