HAUNA Feet and PUKA Socks

"Grandpa,
...Hey You
knucklehead
bookbook...
what's more
worse than
a purple
sofa?"
"Actually
little girl...
that's not
purple....
that's more
like mauve.
And it's not so bad...it's typical bookbook colors.
But to answer your question...what's more worse
than a mauve sofa is a little girl with her boots on 'em.
What? How come you no take off your boots when
you come in da house? So RUDE an den."
"Grandpa, this is the MAINLAND. Over here, it's
perfectly normal to wear shoes in the house. And
actually it's rude to take OFF your shoes, cuz planny
people over here get HAUNA feet and puka socks."
(old video from August)