Friday, January 30, 2009

The Jonas Sisters

"Grandpa,
is there such
a thing as
bad music?"
"Well, my
little skyflake
cracker, in
theory the
answer is
no....because
there's good
in almost
every kind
of music....
but actually there's quite a bit of crap out there."
"What crap would that be, you old dilipidated Ilocosayan?"
"Well, it would be any of these:
Michael Bublagay
Celine Diwrong
Gayson Mraz
Gayvid Archuletta
Conner Ob-worst
The Jonas Sisters
Any song where the singer says, "what" often and for no reason.
Any song where they TRY to make you cry with lame lyrics
(but instead you laugh your head off or throw the radio
into the trash can because the stench of the song cannot
be removed from the radio)
...and any song where the singer pronounces "lady" this way:
"Lay-Tayyyy"."
"Grandpa, what are you playing on the computer?
Is that the video of the knucklehead Village People?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UttODQflfK8

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