Monday, January 12, 2009

"Grandpa, Do You Know Anything About Parties?"

"Grandpa, what makes a good party?"
"Well my little Li Hing Mui, usually a party
is good if there's some Kool and the Gang.
Balloons is also a good sign that you got
the party going right. Just make sure that
the balloons have air in it. A bad party would
be a package of balloons. A giant pig with an
apple in his mouth and crispy crispy skin
can also help. Make sure the pig isn't alive.
Something cold to wash it down, you know...
like maybe something carbonated...yup yup...
On the other hand, a bad party is a bookbook
with a karaoke microphone in his hand....
and he's looking at a list of Ilocano songs....
Aiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
But the most important thing to have is a
little girl run around with a Chinese dress on
and a balloon in her hand and moving like
she gots ants in her pants...."

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