Tomato Butts and Dancing Hamsters

"Grandpa,
you like to
eat, yeah?"
"Well, I
think that
eating can
keep your
tapeworms
happy."
"Is there
anything
that you
won't eat,
you old and
shriveled
Ilocano-Visayan knucklehead?"
"I don't particularly care to eat chicken butts or the part
of a fruit that was connected to the tree....take a tomato
for example...when you cut the tomato to make slices, if
you look at where the tomato was connected to the vine,
there's a black round thing that kind of looks like a butthole.
I find that unappealing and not edible...kind of like chicken
butts is not edible...it's where the chicken made doodoo...
on the other hand, I will eat pork butt...maybe because it
tastes so good, and that the fact that it's the pig's butt doesn't
bother me so much...so there you have it. I will eat anything
in the world, except tomato buttholes and chicken butts.
Now while you think about that, enjoy these dancing hamsters."
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