"Grandpa, When I Get Old Will I Be Mental Too?"

"Grandpa,
who's more
crazy...is it
you or your
baby mama?"
"Well my
little head
cabbage kim
chee, your
Grandma's
gotta be the
craziest in
the whole
universe....
check it out...
in her car,
she sets the
time around
10 minutes
ahead of
what the real
time is...like
if it's 8:00,
her car clock
says it's 8:10.
And then if
you tell her
to hurry up
cuz we gonna
be late...she's like, "Ey, no worry li'dat. We get planny time.
The clock is set 10 minutes ahead." So she knows it's 10
minutes ahead. She's looking at the clock and it says it's
8:10 but actually it's 8:00 and she knows it. What kind
of craziness is that? That's mental right?"
"HEY GRANDMA! STOP ACTING MENTAL!!!
HEY OLD LADY! SET THE CLOCK TO THE RIGHT TIME!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sILSrOyLpmo&NR=1