Ask Grandpa Stupid Questions....Part VIII

"Grandpa, 2 questions.....why do I suck my thumb and why
don't I use pacifiers?"
"Well, first question, why do you suck your thumb?
The main reason is so that you will have buck teeth.
Most models and beautiful actresses have buck teeth
and so it's natural to want to copy those beautiful people.
Also, when your teeth is buck, you can fit more food in your
mouth...there is more cubic centimeters inside of your face
for the food. Also, buck teeth comes in handy when you're
wanting to elongate your face...kind of like Celine Dion.
Second question, why don't you use pacifiers? Cuz pacifiers
makes you look like a retarded baby.
'Where's my binky? Where's my binky?'
'Your binky? Come here mental baby, let me slap your head.'
Also pacifiers is for lazy mommies who don't want to get you
your food or milk.
'Here baby...suck on this pacifier.'
You retarded mommy....get your baby some milk!
I hope this answers your questions."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a7jSC4Ti8U