"Luuuuuuuuuke......I'm Your Faaaaaatheeeeer"

"Grandpa,
do you like
to go in a
hot tub? I
like it cuz
they get
these jets
of water and
it shoots out
and my back
gets a free
massage."
"Well my
little fishy,
your Grandpa don't ever get to go to a hot tub....ever...
in his whole life. But I would take a bath every once in
a while. It's fun when you are under water except for
your nose which sticks out so you can breathe. Then
you can hear your heart beating and your breathing is
kind of loud. That's when I like to say in a low voice,
"Luuuuke.....I'm your father." It sounds really loud and I
sound just like Darth Vader. So if I ever get in a hot tub
...that's a what I'm a gonna do."
"Grandpa, you're a freak."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdjv5ZwQcdQ