Tough Customers

"Hey waiter!
How about
some water?
I like mine
with a twist.
And how
about a
booster? You
got boosters
right? Maybe
you can give
me a regular
menu...don't
be giving me
no stinkin' menu with stains all over it k? Cuz I'm gonna snap.
And don't be tellin' me 'Bon apetit' cuz I'm gonna snap.
And bring my friend here her own menu k?
I don't wanna be sharing no menus.
Hey, you know what? forget the water...bring me a snapple.
Cuz I'm about ready to snap...you feelin' me? Word.