Madness I Tell You

"Grandpa,
what's my
Tutu's name?"
"It's Maile"
"Is that her
real name?"
"No, her
real name
is Thelma."
"Wow...how
about my
Grandma?
What's her
name?"
"Her name is Toi."
"Is that her real name?"
"No, her real name is Thelma."
"Wow...what about my mom? What's her name?"
"Her name is Moani."
"Is that her real name?"
"No...her real name is Taffany."
"Wow...when will this madness end?"
"That's all up to you little girl."