I Would've Settled For Old Spice

"Grandpa, do you like the Spice Girls? I think they're cool...my favorite is Posh."
"Yeah, well my favorite is Namaile Spice."
"No Grandpa...if I was a Spice Girl, I would be Happy Spice."
"What about Isabella? If she was a Spice Girl, what would be her name?"
"Oh...she would have to be Dimple Spice."
"What about me, little girl...if I was a Spice Girl, what would be my name?"
"Oh you would have to be Old Freakish Orangatang Spice."