"I Need Cash" or "How Many Times Can I Say 'Crap'?"

"Grandpa,
can I have
some cash?"
"Ummm...
why?"
"Cuz I wanna
buy some
stuff....prolly
just some
crap....hope
you don't
mind."
"No...of
course I don't
mind. Do I mind that
your Grandma does the same thing?....Wait...that
might not be a good example. Anyway, here's what
I used to do when I was a small kid....I used to take
money from my mom's purse. You should try that."
"I don't know, Grandpa. Mom's purse is full of crap."
"Yah, just like your Grandma's purse. Well that's cool
cuz now you don't have to BUY crap...you already GOT crap...
just take whatever crap you need from your mom or your
Grandma's purse....whichever one is nearest by. Now you
don't need no stinkin' money."