Grandpa Ritchie

"Grandpa,
do you got
the worst
cell phone
message?"
"Uhmmm
no...that
would
have to
be your
Grandpa
Ritchie.
His goes,
"Aloha, dis is Broddah Ritchie...
I no stay right now...Please leave
a message...Mahalo..."
"Grandpa, that don't sound so bad."
"Yah, but he says it really really really slow,
with a strong Pidgin, like Waimanalo/Stockton Pidgin,
and you can't help but picture him recording it
with the cell phone in one hand, a beer in the other
and half a manapua on his lap."