"Hey old anddelapidated,
antiquated,
grey-haired
orangatan,
why did the
Beatles break
up?"
"Well my cute
but balakyut
little sen-sen,
they broke
up cuz of that
knucklehead
Yoko Ono. She's the reason why they broke up.
She's also the reason why the Monkees broke up,
Get Smart got canceled, the Raiders keep losing,
the Stock Market dove, price of oil barrels keep rising,
and my hair keeps graying."
"Actually, old Filipino Freak, the Monkees didn't break up.
They're still around. Look in your mirror after a few drinks."
2 comments:
Actually, Yoko was trying to hold the band together. Paul, who couldn't get Octupus's Garden out of his head, decided to sue for divorce.
Later George and Ringo got back at him by convincing Michael Jackson to buy the entire Lennon McCartney catalog. Sadly, Ringo still couldn't come up with a salable music idea and George was last seen in a cameo in the Rutles Tragical History Tour.
The ensuing musical void was filled by none other than Neil Diamond -- who wrote most of the Monkees' hits -- to become a superstar in his own right...paving the way for all the self-indulgent pap that became the '70s music scene and Studio 54.
i just noticed u put a hyperlink
in your comment...
very cool
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