"I Think You Just Call That 'Aunty Mahina'"

"Grandpa,
what's the
difference
between
'hamajams'
and 'jam up'?"
"Well my
little bulgogi,
sometimes
there's not
a lot of
difference.
The way
you dress
for example
can often be
described as
both jam-up
and hamajams.
Wearing
stuff that
doesn't really
fit can be
hammajams,
but having
your barn door
open is jam-up.
Having a yard
with the grass
not cut can be
hammajams.
A trash can lid
in the yard
can be jam-up.
What is that?
Striking a pose
can be jam-up
and hammajam.
So I guess you
could say that
Bookbooks by
nature are all
jam-up and
hammajams."
"Grandpa, what
do you call it when
you're posing as if
you're supposed to be a pretty model,
but you stick your tongue out to the side
like you're Wacko from Animaniacs?"