"What's Up?...Well, I Own My Grandpa"

"Hey Kitty
Kat..what's
the scoop
on being
feline?"
"Well, first
of all, I get
to pee into
a thing full
of kitty
litter....and
then the
stuff gets
all hard and
turns into a ball of hard sand. So, that's cool.
I also get to lick my fur so that my throat gets
all stuck with hair, and then I occasionally get
to hurl it. When you see it, you think, "What is
that clunk of wet stuff?" Hey brah, its a hairball.
Deal with it, I'm not touching it. It came from my
throat and den. I'm pretty handy with catching
mice. If I like you, I'll put the mouse's head by
your bedroom door, cuz I 'like' you. And what
about you little girl, what's up with being a girl?"