"I Think I Could Have Used a Little More Cowbells"

"Hey, old
freak of a
Visayan /
Ilocano
background
freakish
Monkey...
what is
Uncle Troy
playing?"
"Well my
little banana
split, your
uncle is playing a drum.
That's a tom, and that's a kick, that's
a ride, and over there's a high hat...
Well what do you think about the drums?"