If Grandpa Was The Walmart Announcer

"Attention
Walmart
Shoppers:
In the ladies
section, we
have a bunch
of crap...
In the music
section, we
got the new
CD by some
idiots that
think they
can sing...
Also, please
stop by the garden section where some lazy people
left their stuff from other sections that they decided
not to buy..."Hey, I'm a lazy knucklehead, I think I'll
just leave it over here by the plants. Yes, I'm retarded."
And down the toy section, please be on the lookout for
a pretty little girl in a white sweatshirt...she's a genius."