Nah! I Nevah!

"Grandpa, did
you used to be
one mahu?"
"Nope"
"Grandpa, did
you used to be
a little bit
effeminate?"
"Um...nope"
"Grandpa, did
you used to
ACK like one
bakla?"
"Uhh...nope"
"Beeny Boy?"
"Umm..nope"
"Fa fa fingy?"
"Hmm...No"
"You sure? How about when you was teenage knucklehead?"
"Ummmmm"