Watching Crap

We be
chillaxin'
watching
televizzle.
What's on?
Nickelodeon
and guess
who's on?
Sanjaya.
Uh-ohh...
He's gonna
sing a song.
The kids
are screaming. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Some of the girls are fainting. Are they mental?
What's this? Green stuff falling all over him. Yes!
"He's getting slimed, Grandpa."
Oh no....He's still singing.