Sunday, April 1, 2007

Poke? No Thanks

All right
already.
It's been
16 minutes
and they're
still working
on her junk.
What's
going on?
Oh....they
gotta pull
out the
afterbirth.
Some
people eat
that stuff.
How do I
know? Well,
since you
asked....I was
watching
Martha "the
jailbird"
Stewart and
she's mixing
afterbirth with
cinnamon and
dried rose
petals and
chicken broth. But Harry Kojima is like, "Hey,
just cut 'em into cubes. Mix 'em with sesame
oil, sliced onions, seaweed, and green onions,
and hawaiian salt...Poke-style after birth an den."
How ironic....Gumby eating Poke.

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