Gigantic Flowers? No Thanks

"Whoa,
that's one
gigantic
flower!
Big, Yeah?
In Hawaii,
if you see
somebody
with one
flower on
their
right ear,
that means
they're
available.
But if it's on their left ear, that means they're doomed.
And if the flower gigantic like this is on the ear,
that means that they're knuckleheads.
"Hey Mental! That flower is bigger than your head!"