Mango and Bagoong

My little
jellybean
is getting
attacked
by some
Filipinos.
Hopefully
they're all
giving her
air-kisses.
Namaile is
like, "Mmm,
you smell like mangos. Hey wait a minute,
you also smell like bagoong. What's up with
that? What's up with these conflicting smells?"
What's up? I'll tell you what's up.
Bookbooks dip their mango in bagoong.
They also dip their Chicharon in vinegar and garlic.
And some of us eat dog.
If you were Filipino, you'd understand.