Friday, April 20, 2007

She's a 3.8

"Ok little girl...
tell us the
difference
between the
different
bookbooks."
"Well, I believe
there are 4
kinds of Bookbooks.
1 is the kine that just came off the
boat. Their accent is very strong.
'Dis pood is exfensib'.
2 is the kine that's lived here awhile, their clothes
match a little bit. 'Dis pood is expensib'.
3 is the kine that's born here, speaks a little tagalog,
eats dog occasionally. 'This food's expensive.'
4 is the kine that's born here, don't know any tagalog,
hair is dyed blond, and calls himself Asian. 'Let's go to Starbucks'."

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