She's Down With Corn Sideways

Well little
girl, you've
been alive
for about
9 months
now. What
do you
think about
life?
"Well,
actually
Grandpa,
I was just
wondering...
I know we eat corn on the cob sideways...
and I was thinking, what would happen if
we ate corn on the cob up and down, vertically?"
Well that would be a little messy.
So she's like,"K den, I'm down with doing corn sideways."