No! Please Don't Do That

What can a
person say
that would
compel my
little cutie
pie to make
this face?
"Oh look!
Sanjaya's
on the TV"
"Come here
and kiss
your Great-
Great-Grand
Aunt"
"The radio's broke, but I got a bunch of
Michael Buble CDs, wanna listen?"
Any of those will do.