Yo! Armpit Fat!

"Hey! Are
you guys
looking at
my armpit
fat? In
some
cultures,
armpit fat
is a sign
of beauty.
Some
people
wear
tank tops
just so that you can see their
armpit fat. So I thought, why not
write a song about my armpit fat?
'Armpit fat, feel like I'm gonna lose my mind.
Yes I keep on taking my love over my armpit fat.'"
(Sing that to the tune of 'Borderline' by Madonna)