"Grandpa, do you ever talk to your mirror?"
"Oh yeah, all the time... I usually say stuff like,
'You're an idiot' or 'Why didn't you use sunscreen
when you were younger?' or '50 is the new 30' or
'Is this what you have become?' or 'One day soon,
you'll be older and stupider, like maybe tomorrow.'
or 'Where did that come from? That wasn't there
yesterday!' or 'Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the
retardiest of them all?' .... stuff like that."
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