Seaworld Mirror - Part Two

"Grandpa,
check out this mirror.
It's pretty
retarded. I
don't think
it's entirely
accurate."
"Yeah, well
mirrors are
never really
accurate.
First of all,
what you
see in themirror is backwards. So if you got 5 zits on the right
side of your face, you've actually got 5 zits on the LEFT
side of your face. If you see in your reflection that you
got spaghetti sauce and a piece of hot dog on the right
side, it's actually on the LEFT side. On the other hand, if you look in the mirror and think that your butt is fat,
the mirror is probably right. In fact, your butt is probably
fatter than you think. So....Yeah, mirrors are retarded."