"Grandpa,check it out
I'm eating
a piece of
chicken in
a rice thing
wrapped in
seaweed."
"Well my
little bran
muffin, you
actually do
not have
chicken....
what you got there is Spam. Spam is made
out of cow hoofs, dog berries and pork gristle.
It's high in protein. It's also high in gristle. The
Nori seaweed just holds the sticky rice together.
It's good assembly food. Why not eat a couple?
People from Hawaii just love eating Spam. And
bookbooks use it in their spaghetti when there's
no hot dogs in the refrigerator. And it's no wonder
cuz it's high in sodium and cow, pork, and dog.
You'll enjoy the sticky rice and how the starch
immediately turns into sugar. The bloat is good
for napping in the afternoon session."
"Thanks Grandpa for that nutritious lunch."
"Nutritious? It's Spam. Ha Ha Ha! Bon apetit!"
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