No Motivation is Better Than Bad Motivation

"Hey little
girl, do you
like to read?
Reading is
good for
your brains.
It makes
you smart."
"Uhm...
Grandpa,
do you like
to read?"
"Yah"
"And if I
read, then
I'm gonna
be smart
like you?"
"Okay, I see
where you're
going with
this.....
Allright,
allright, if
you read...
then you're
gonna be
smart like
your Grandma."
"Ummmm....I thought you were trying to encourage me to read."