Give It To Me What You Say

"Grandpa, are
you mental?"
"Depends...
why don't you
ask me some
thing."
"OK, if you
were allergic
to something,
like wine for
example, do
you think you
would still
drink it?"
"Depends...um....will it make my lips big?"
"Yup"
"And will it constrict my throat?"
"Yup"
"Then, gimme some o' dat wine! Gimme dat
wine RAT NOW!"
"And what if it made your butt big? Would you
still drink that wine, you old and wrinkly Grandpa?"
"You tellin' me it's gonna make my butt big? ...Well
in that case...Gimme DAT WINE RAT NOW!!"