BFF....BGF....Whatever....

"Grandpa,
I love Isa,
she's my
BFF."
"What is
that BFF?"
"You old
Filipino
Primate,
BFF means
Best Friends
Forever."
"Oh...I see,
so what am I
my little fuzzy haired Mainland girl?"
"Oh you would be a BGFF."
"Is that Best Grandpa Forever and Forever?"
"No, that would be Best Gorilla-ish Freak Forever."