Lactose Intolerant? Nope, Not Yet

"Grandpa,
what is this
mess?"
"I'm not
really sure
my little fish
taco. I think
it's either a
pudding thing
or yogurt."
"Is it a dairy
product? I'm
worried cuz
I might be
lactose intolerant. I seen on TV that when you are
lactose intolerant, you blow stuff out of your..."
"But don't worry little girl. You're too young to be
lactose intolerant. Maybe when you get old like
your Grandma."
"Wow, that's really old, yah Grandpa? When I get old
like that, will I be blowin' stuff out of my..."
"But don't worry little girl. I'll still love you."