Saturday, May 10, 2008

Namaile Likes Homophones

"Grandpa,
why does
the water
make these
little waves
that go up
and down
the shore?"
"Well my
little french
toast, I'm
not really
sure."
"Grandpa,
what do you
call the mom of a mom of an otter? A grand-otter?"
"I believe you're correct, my little granddaughter."
"Grandpa, what is that lady wearing under that?
Is that a bikini or underwear?"
"She's wearing what under where?"
"Grandpa, is that your wife yelling that I hear?"
"Yes my little turon, she wants to get out of here."

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