"Grandpa, you so full of crap...can you tell me another stupid story.""Well okay, my little custard filled malasada....
Once upon a time there was a Chinese Hawaiian girl named Ming Toi.
Actually her real name was Thelma...but...guess what? That's right...
she'd rather not be called Thelma....
So anyway, when Thelma was 8 months hapai, she was moving stuff
around the apartment...cuz she used to like to clean stuff....anyway,
she was cleaning around and then her water bag broke....looked like
shee-shee, but wasn't.
Anyway, the next day, a bunch of people was at the apartment and
her husband dem was playing music...and one of the chicks said,
"Hey Toi, how's the baby?" And then Toi said, "Oh, she's okay, but
I went spill a bunch of water out of my junk yesterday."
"Um...Toi...that was your water bag an den.......crack-a-lacka!"
So they went hurry and take her to the hospital and then your mom
was born.......and as soon as the doctor pulled her out she said, 'Hey,
you knuckleheads! You guys don't know about water bags? You like
me die or what?'"
"So....Grandpa, what is crack-a-lacka?"
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