Monday, May 5, 2008

Brown Where The Sun Don't Shine? Why Yes I Am.

"Grandpa,
are you brown
where the sun
don't shine?"
"Why, yes I
believe I am
my salty garlic
edemame girl.
But I'll check
to make sure
later tonight
when I'm in
the shower.
Why do you
ask?"
"Well, I was just wondering why my mommy got me
tanning here in the living room."
"I think she just did that so she can take a picture of
you knowing that she's gonna then send it to me so I
can put it on the blog. Then everybody can see your
Haole cheeks of tan and bookbook nose of Magpiong."

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