Yup...That's What Your Grandma Does

"Grandpa,
check out
this cool
Nintendo
stuff...if you
push this
button then
the guy goes
to the left
and if you
push the
other button
then the
guy goes to
the right....
and then if
you pull the
joystick then
the guy will
jump up and
if you push
the joystick
then the guy
flies and if
you shake
the joystick
round and
round then
the guy will jump up and down and fly and
run around in circles and goes and stops and
everything.....cool huh, Grandpa, you old
Filipino Knucklehead?"
"Um...not really....your Grandma does that to me
everyday...all day..."