Spoons and Fans

"Grandpa,
check it out
...I got some
spoons on
my eyes so
that I can
look funny."
"Well, my
little Chitch
a Roney, I'm
proud of you
for trying to
act mental,
but it's even
better when
you try to look funny by actually trying to look cool."
"You retarded Visayan knucklehead, what does that mean?"
"Okay, you ever see female vocalists on TV who are singing,
and they get to the front of the stage and all of a sudden you
see that there's wind blowing their hair? The intent is that
they are looking cool, but in reality, they look mental cuz
they're in a STUDIO and there's a giant fan blowing their
hair. That's retarded."
"Grandpa, I think I'll stick with the spoons."