"Grandpa, you Ilocano Visayan orangatang! What's the mostlaziest things you ever seen?"
"Well my little snowbunny, here's my list of the top 10:
1. Randy Moss when he played for the Raiders.
2. Your uncles when it comes to cleaning their mess.
3. Me after I went to an all-you-can-pig-out restaurant.
4. Most of the employees here at Snoqualmie.
5. That little snowman right there. He's super lazy."
"Grandpa, didn't you make him, and didn't you make
him small cuz, in fact, you're too lazy to make a big one?"
"Yeah whatever....and by the way, wassup with the
way you sang 'Twinkle Twinkle'? Don't know the words?"
"Yeah, but it's easier to sing 'La la la la la la la.'"
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