"Grandpa, how come you and Grammy are wearing scarves?""By the Lumps of Tigers! I was hoping nobody would notice.
As a general rule, your Grandpa don't like scarves, I hate it
most when guys wear 'em when it ain't even cold. They're
only wearing em cuz they're 'accessorizing'. Here, I'm not
accessorizing, I'm wearing one cuz the snow was going down
my neck.....Which reminds me of an old nursery rhyme:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
cuz he was wearing a stinkin' scarf."
"Grandpa, are you retarded?"
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