Friday, March 30, 2007

What 10 Minute Old Babies Think About

"Oh, this
is nice. I'm
finally out
of there.
It's dry
out here.
Where's
all the
fluid at?
This is a
lot better.
How about
some music?
Please, no
Celine Dion,
I was just
born.
And how
about a
drink? Oh
this thumb
will work.
MMMmmm
Hey wait a
minute,
there's
nothing in
this thing.
Waiter! How
about some
thing with
an umbrella
in it? Yah,
Grandpa is
telling me a
KnockKnock
joke.
'KnockKnock
......Who's
there?
Me Ma?
Me Ma who?
Good one Grandpa.
I can tell you went to public school.
What kind of Knucklehead KnockKnock
joke is that? And how about putting the camera
down and making yourself useful. I got some kind
of cheese in my eyes."

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