She Likes Car Bombs

My little
Namaile
thinks
she's a
big girl.
She's
like,
"Hey,
give me
a lemon
slice. I
feel like
sucking on
some lemon."
So she gets
one and
asks, "Hey
where's my
Corona?"
Then she
pours some
salt on her
wrist and
licks that
too. "Now
somebody
get me some
Guiness and
make me a
'CarBomb'."