Thursday, March 15, 2007

Don't Worry Mr. Cat, Grandpa Isn't Chinese

"Hello
there
Mr. Dog.
You're
kinda
small.
Don't
worry,
my grandpa
won't eat
you.
Are you a
chihuawa?
Mi gente
comen perros.
Hello there
Dog #2.
Now you
got a little
bit more
meat. If I
were you,
I'd stay
away from
my grandpa.
He might
take you for
a long walk.
A long, long,
long walk.
Well hello
there Mr.
Cat. Don't
worry
Aunty
Jenny. My
grandpa's
not gonna
eat him.
Remember,
Filipinos eat
dogs, Chinese
eat cats.

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