Oh Snap!

Great Gramma
Nancy's got a hold
of my little pork
hash. She got
a clip in her hair,
but she
hardly got hair.
That's cool cuz,
eventually the
hair comes. The
clip is her way of
being optimistic.
She's looking at the
glass like it's half
full. "That's right,
I'm wearing a hair
clip. Why? Boddah
you? You think cuz
your baby got more
hair than me, that
means that I'm junk?
Try ask your kid what is the square root of 144.
I doubt that your little knucklehead would know."
Oh, da snappy.