"I don't know... sometimes I yell, "STINKIN' MONKEY!"
"Grandpa, isn't that phrase offensive to stinkin' monkeys?"
"Oh I suppose so... well other times I yell, "Moon ZAPPA!"
"Grandpa, isn't there actually a person named Moon Zappa?"
"Yeah, well I guess you're right again. How about "KRAKA!"
"Grandpa, isn't that something you put cheese on?"
"Yeah ... right again. Well how about "AY CHIHUAHUA!"
"Once again Grandpa, something you put cheese on."
"In Hawaii, people like to say "CHEEE HOOO!"
"Yeah, well we ain't in Hawaii. We stay in da mainland, brah."
"Well, if we're in the mainland, I suppose we could say,
'YEEEEEE HAAAWW!"
"Grandpa, you're the smartest Grandpa in the whole world"
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