Thursday, March 17, 2011

A Better Buzz

"Grandpa, why do people drink coffee?"
"People drink coffee cuz it makes them happy."
"Grandpa, how does it make them happy?"
"Well, the coffee has a happy pill in it."
"Grandpa, how does the happy pill work?"
"Well my little rice cake, the happy pill lets out a burst
of happiness that fills up your tummy with rainbows,
flowers and butterflies. Then they all shake around your
tummy until you start to smile and laugh and roll on the ground."
"Grandpa, is that what caffeine actually does? Does it fill up my
tummy with rainbows, flowers and butterflies?"
"I don't know... why don't you just google it later tonight."

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