Perpetratin'

"Grandpa,
what is one
of the most
retardedest
things that
you've ever
seen?"
"You mean,
besides the
mirror in my
bathroom? I
suppose that
one retarded
thing I ever
seen was when I saw this guy wearing fake glasses.
He has perfect vision, but he liked to "accessorize"
and so he got glasses with lens that wasn't prescription.
Why not get hearing aids and stick em in your ear too,
you knucklehead? Or how about one of those cool voice
generators that Stephen Hawking uses? Use that too!"
"Grandpa, these glasses are real. These are Grammy's."
"Oh........................Ok..............nevermind den. Just don't
be wearing fake glasses for the 'look'. That's retarded."